my physics teacher told us a joke today
three guys are on a boat and they have four cigarettes, but no lighters or matches or anything to light it with. What do they do?
They throw one cigarette over board and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter
A CIGARETTE LIGHTER
why can’t hurricane names be culturally diverse
because white people destroy everything.
I’m having the worst day in my whole 19 years of life. Happy fucking birthday to me. -______-